Gangster! Kirk & Spock

This episode is just too god damn funny and illogical!

Memorable Quotes

"Well, those firearms are not necessary."
"You trying to make trouble?"
"Who, me?"
"Don't give me those baby blue eyes."
"What?"
"I don't go for that innocent routine."
- McCoy and Kalo

"I kind of like this. I'm going to get one myself."

"Captain, you are an excellent starship commander, but as a taxi driver you leave much to be desired."

"It was that bad?"
- Kirk and Spock, on his first attempt at driving a car

"Must we?"
"It's faster than walking."
"But not as safe..."
"Are you afraid of cars?"
"Not at all. It's your driving that alarms me."
"I've got the hang of it now."
- Spock and Kirk, before another try at an automobile